They returned home around midnight.

Nino had barely been inside Aiba’s place for two minutes when Jun casted a spell to trap him inside the living room. He had a scary grin on his face when Sho turned to look at him.

“Finally. I got you,” Jun said, staring straight into Nino’s eyes. “Now you won’t escape again!”

To everyone’s surprise, Nino laughed at him. “Sure, whatever you say, Jun-kun,” he said and winked at him. Then Nino draped an arm around Ohno’s shoulders and told him they should go to ‘Aiba-shi’s’ study. “He’s got some cool stuff in there, Oh-chan! Let’s go!”

If Sho hadn’t been afraid of getting yelled at, he would have laughed at Jun’s expression when both Ohno and Nino walked out of the room without even a second glance at Jun. Aiba giggled and followed them, saying that he’d make sure Nino didn’t try anything funny.

Jun screamed in frustration once they were gone. Sho covered his ears, wincing a little bit. He loved Jun’s voice, but when he started screaming… that sound was horrible.

“How did he get out!? I specifically trapped him inside this living room!” Jun whined, pacing around the living room like a caged beast. “How? This is just not possible!”

“Well, he’s a god so—” Sho shut his mouth immediately when he noticed the way Jun was glaring at him. “Umm… you know what? You should call the headquarters right now! They need to take Nino and Aiba-chan for interrogation, right?”

Jun’s expression changed. His eyes widened. “Shit! I haven’t called Nagase! Ugh!” he groaned and whipped his phone out right away. “I might need to go out for a while. Can you keep an eye on them?”

“Sure, sure, no problem!” Sho replied, relieved that Jun’s anger seemed to have subsided after mentioning his work. “Take care!”

Jun waved at him before apparating. He was gone in the blink of an eye.

“He’s gone?” someone asked. It was Ohno.

“Satoshi-kun!” Sho smiled and rushed towards him. He wrapped his arms around Ohno’s waist and leaned for a kiss. Ohno cupped his face, his lips curling in a smile against Sho’s. It had been only a week since the last time they kissed, but it felt like it had been much longer. Even if Jun had been with him the entire time, it wasn’t the same if Ohno wasn’t around.

As usual, Sho let Ohno take control. It was so different from kissing Jun. Ohno liked to take his time, giving Sho long and passionate kisses that always left him breathless. Sho didn’t have much time to catch his breath before Ohno’s lips caught his again to start over. He barely registered when Ohno pushed him on the couch to straddle him.

“Satoshi…” Sho moaned as Ohno left a trail of kisses on his neck. “Satoshi-kun…”

“I missed you,” Ohno whispered in his ear. Then he went back to kissing Sho’s neck, his hands unbuttoning Sho’s shirt.

Sho gasped when Ohno sucked on his collarbones while rubbing his nipples. “Ah—” Just in that moment, Sho noticed that there was someone watching them. He went completely red in embarrassment.

Ohno looked up. “What’s wrong, Sho-chan?” he asked, pressing little kisses on Sho’s chest.

“N-Nino!” Sho pointed in horror at the god, who was standing right behind Ohno with a smirk on his face.

“Nino?” Ohno frowned. He looked over his shoulder and clicked his tongue when he saw Nino there. “What are you doing here? Shouldn’t you be with Aiba-chan?”

“Aiba-shi left. He said that he has an important meeting and that I can’t go with him.” Nino pouted. “But please, go on! This is very interesting to watch!”

That killed the mood. Nino should change his title from “God of Mischief” to “Cockblocking God,” Sho thought, as he grumbled to himself while buttoning up his shirt. Ohno chased Nino around the room with his wand in his hand, threatening to send him back to his dimension.


Jun and Aiba returned approximately two hours later with at least ten MDU agents. They asked Nino to turn himself in without a fight, or else they would imprison him in a dimension that he wouldn’t be able to escape. Nino had snorted at them, but still followed them to the headquarters to be interrogated.

“You can’t come,” Jun warned Sho before apparating with the agents, Aiba, and Nino. This time Sho didn’t have the chance to hold onto Jun.

“This isn’t fair!” Sho complained to Ohno, the only one who had been left behind with him. “I want to know what’s going on!”

Ohno laughed at him. “Why don’t we do something by ourselves by now, hmm? Tell me about your week.”

An afternoon with Ohno all for himself? That was an offer way more tempting than getting the scoop on whatever was going on with Nino. Besides, he could always go to pester Jun for information later. For now, he’d enjoy his date.

Ohno invited him to eat curry in his favorite restaurant. They sat at a table next to the window and ordered a lot of food. “You can have everything you want, Sho-kun! This one’s on me!” Ohno told him. That was Sho’s favorite thing to hear whenever they went out together. He did eat a lot after all.

They talked about Nino for most of the time they stayed there. According to Ohno, Nino was a really nice guy when he was in the mood. His magic was impressive and he seemed to never run out of energy. He claimed to hate children, but he got along pretty well with Ohno’s nephew and niece. His knowledge about ancient magic could rival that of any wizard in the Council.

The more Sho heard about him, the more he was convinced that he had to talk to Nino.

When they went to the MDU’s headquarters, Sho expected the guards to tell them that they weren’t allowed to enter. It was what usually happened when he went there. However, everyone’s attitude seemed to change once they saw Ohno. For some strange reason, Ohno was always granted access. Sho even saw some people bow (bow!) to him as they walked past several employees in the office. Today was no different, Sho had counted a total of five people they walked past today who had all bowed to Ohno.

When they finally reached Jun’s department, they found… chaos.

Agents rushed in all directions, shouting things at each other. Papers flew all over the place, and people appeared and disappeared from the room so quickly that they couldn’t keep a track of all the faces they saw. The department was obviously in the middle of a crisis.

“All this because of Nino?” Sho said to himself in disbelief.

“I don’t think it’s just that.”

Sho frowned. “What do you mean, Satoshi-kun?”

“Let’s go to the interrogation room. Maybe they know more about it over there,” Ohno suggested, leading the way.

Inside the room, Jun was yelling at a serene-looking Nino and a furious Aiba. The room was soundproof, so they couldn’t hear what was going on. Sho tried to read their lips, but he had no luck deciphering them. Frustrated, he plopped down on a chair and waited while Ohno talked to other agents.

At least three hours passed before Sho got information from them. “It’s all a big misunderstanding,” Ohno told him with a laugh. “They’ll let Nino and Aiba go back home as soon as the interrogation is over.”

“A misunderstanding? What do you mean?” Sho’s eyes widened. “Wait. There’s something else going on that you’re not telling me, right?”

Ohno gave him a cryptic smile before leaving the room. Sho really hated when people did that to him.

He was falling asleep on his chair when Jun and Ohno came back. “Time to go,” Jun said, patting Sho’s cheeks. “Or do we have to carry you?”

Sho pouted at them. “You know, you two suck.”

Jun and Ohno burst out laughing and tugged at his hands to pull him up. Jun wrapped an arm around Sho’s waist and Ohno hooked his own arm around Sho’s. The three of them walked out of the room.

They apparated home right away. Jun and Ohno sighed in relief as soon as they stepped through the front door. “I’m so tired!” Ohno said, “I think I want to sleep for three days!”

“Me too!” Jun agreed with a yawn, stretching his arms above his head. “Let’s go to bed.”

“Wait!”

The two of them stopped on their tracks when they heard Sho. “What?” Ohno asked.

“Aren’t you guys going to tell me anything?” Sho folded his arms across his chest, sending an annoyed look their way.

Jun and Ohno exchanged a glance for a quick moment. “No!” they said in sync and continued walking towards the bedroom.

“What?! Guys, come on! Don’t be like this!” Sho whined, trailing after them. “Guys? Macchan? Satoshi-kun?”

There was no response. They closed the bedroom door, leaving Sho outside.

Sho let out an angry huff, scowling at the door. “You guys suck!” he exclaimed. “I’m so not sleeping with you tonight! Or ever!”

Five minutes later, he got tired of yelling and went inside the room. Like he could really spend a night without those two. He grumbled to himself about unfair lovers and let himself in the bedroom.


The next morning, Sho had woken up first. Without bothering to say good morning to the both of them, Sho rolled away from behind Ohno’s back and out of bed for a shower. He was still angry at his lovers for not telling him whatever they were hiding yesterday. Seriously, what was so confidential that he couldn’t know about it?!

Sho grumbled to himself as he grabbed some clean clothes from his drawer and headed for the bathroom. He was not going to talk to the two of them today. Not until they told him, damn it. He shut the door behind him, smirking in satisfaction when it made a loud noise.


“He’s mad,” Jun whispered to Ohno when the water started running. Ohno blinked at him lazily before shrugging. He scooted closer to Jun on the bed, letting his head rest on the man’s shoulders and closed his eyes.

“Let him be,” Ohno murmured sleepily, “he’ll get over it eventually.”

Jun rolled his eyes and threw an arm over Ohno’s waist. “Such a baby, honestly.”

“Hmmm…” Ohno said, relaxing against him.

“Are you really going back to sleep again?” Jun asked with a laugh as he brought his hand up to stroke at Ohno’s side. “I wanted to have a little fun.”

That got Ohno’s attention. He opened his eyes and squinted at Jun. “Fun?”

Jun smirked and rolled them so that Ohno was underneath him. He brought a hand down and palmed at the bulge there. “Yes, fun. Do you want to have some fun this morning, Satoshi-kun?” Jun asked teasingly, rubbing his hand over Ohno’s pants. He could feel Ohno’s cock twitch under his hand.

“Yes,” Ohno sighed happily before wrapping his arms around Jun’s neck and pulled him down for a kiss. Jun parted his lips, allowing Ohno to slip his tongue inside his mouth. Unlike Sho, who was always so quick to surrender to Ohno, Jun constantly tried to take control of the kisses. Their tongues battled for dominance, until Jun started getting impatient. He’s always like this, Ohno thought with a smirk as he quickly switched their positions, pinning Jun to the mattress.

Ohno slipped his hands under Jun’s shirt, allowing himself the pleasure of touching Jun’s stomach and chest all over. He loved the feel of Jun’s muscles, and Ohno just wanted to lick him all over. He began pulling the shirt up, trying to get it off of him. Jun helped him remove the article of clothing and tossed the shirt aside. Ohno leaned down and began pressing kisses against Jun’s collarbones before licking his way down Jun’s chest, his hands stroking at Jun’s sides. Jun let out a small sigh of content before lifting his hips to help Ohno remove his pants and briefs.

Ohno wrapped a hand around the base of Jun’s length firmly before slowly stroking it up and down. Jun let out a tiny groan and thrusted up into Ohno’s hand for more friction. “So impatient,” Ohno said teasingly, letting his thumb slide over to the slit at the tip, pressing down on it firmly. Jun groaned loudly at that. “But I think I like it,” he added, laughing when Jun glared at him.

“Can you just get on with it already?” Jun asked. Ohno let out a chuckle before leaning down and taking Jun’s penis in his mouth. Jun let out a low groan and grabbed onto Ohno’s shoulders. Ohno sucked cock like he was performing for gold at the Olympics. Jun loved his mouth. Ohno licked at the slit, tasting the precum that was there before sliding his tongue down to the base of his lover’s cock before pulling up again to take him all in. Ohno bobbed his head a few times, adding his hand in to increase Jun’s pleasure. Jun gasped when he felt Ohno graze his teeth gently at his cock. Ohno continued to suck him for another minute before he managed to make Jun come.

Jun came with a shout, his hands clutching at Ohno’s shoulders tightly as Ohno swallowed the cum in his mouth, making sure that nothing spilled. When he was done, he let himself be tugged up for a kiss, letting Jun take whatever and how much he wanted. When they pulled apart so that they were only a few inches away, Ohno murmured, “Jun-kun, I want you.”

Jun gave him one last peck on the lips before scooting over to the left side of the bed, Ohno being pulled along. He opened a drawer and pulled out a tube of lube and handed it to Ohno. Ohno grinned and uncapped the tube, squirting a generous amount of lubricant on his fingers. Kissing Jun again, Ohno slid down on the bed between Jun’s legs and pushed one finger in him without hesitation.

Jun accepted one finger easily. Ohno was able to get the first digit in quickly to the knuckle. He added a second finger, this time meeting a little resistance, but he managed to get the second one to the knuckle without any further hitches. Jun moaned when Ohno began pumping his fingers in and out of Jun, opening him up for what was about to come. When Ohno had Jun moaning and gasping loudly, he pulled his fingers out, enjoying how it made a wet squelchy noise as he did so.

Grabbing the tube of lube again, Ohno applied a generous amount of it on his cock before moving closer to Jun. Jun pushed himself down on the bed to meet him and placed both of his legs to rest against Ohno’s shoulders. Ohno directed himself to Jun’s hole and slowly pushed in, groaning at the heat and tightness from Jun. Jun’s breath hitched, his breathing quickening as Ohno continued pushing all the way in.

Ohno stroked Jun’s thighs before he started to move. Soon, the room was filled with sounds of their lovemaking. Jun moaned loudly as Ohno continued to move in him at a fast and steady pace. At the back of Ohno’s mind, he wondered if Sho could hear them from inside the bathroom (the water was still running).

“Fuck. Satoshi-kun,” Jun growled, “faster please!”

Ohno grunted before slowing down his thrusts and moved slightly to the side and began thrusting into Jun again. Jun let out a loud moan before he reached down to stroke his cock in time with Ohno’s thrusts. It didn’t take long until Jun was coming loudly. Ohno grunted when Jun clenched around him tightly. He only managed a few more thrusts before he was coming inside of Jun, filling him up with his cum.

Jun panted and slowly removed his legs from Ohno’s shoulders with a wince. He let out a sigh and wrapped his legs around Ohno, pulling him in for a kiss. Ohno began to rut against Jun again, but only because he was still tight in Jun’s heat. Jun ran a hand down Ohno’s side as his other hand cradled his lover’s face while he continued kissing him.

They were so engrossed in their kissing that they didn’t realize the bathroom door opened. Sho sent them an unamused look as he walked out, only wearing a towel wrapped around his waist. He crossed his arms and gave them a pointed look.

“You guys aren’t very quiet,” Sho said, “I could still hear Jun loud and clear despite my head being under the water.”

“You like that,” Ohno said, breaking apart from Jun and pulled out of him. Jun sighed and shivered when he felt some of Ohno’s come slip out of him. “You missed the fun, Sho-kun,” Ohno told him, giving him a grin.

Sho rolled his eyes. “I’m still mad at you guys.” He turned around to head for the dresser but suddenly he was pulled backwards. In the next moment, Sho found himself flat on his back on the bed. He blinked up at Jun and Ohno’s face, both towering over him. “Uh…”

“Where do you think you’re going?” Jun asked sternly, summoning a pair of handcuffs in his hand. Sho’s eyes widened when Jun grabbed his wrists and cuffed him to the bed. Ohno giggled and began to remove the towel around Sho’s waist.

“W-wait!” Sho cried, trying to free his hands from the cuffs.

Jun and Ohno smirked at him. “Want to do the honors?” Jun asked Ohno, eyes twinkling in mischief.

Ohno giggled. “Of course.”

Sho wanted to protest, but then Ohno’s mouth closed around his cock. His eyes rolled to the back of his head as Ohno started taking him deeper. Meanwhile, Jun pulled him in for a kiss, sliding one hand under Sho’s body. Jun’s fingers were already coated with lube. They entered him in no time.

“Sure you want to stay mad at us, Sho-kun?” Jun said in Sho’s ear, curling his finger inside Sho.

Sho groaned. “Shut up and fuck me, Matsumoto.”


When they finally left the house, it was way past noon. Jun had to apparate them to town, since Sho claimed that he was in no condition to do it. Jun felt a teeny bit bad about being the cause for Sho’s… problem, but he didn’t regret any of it.

“It’s your fault, you sadist!” Sho exclaimed in exasperation, hitting Jun’s arm lightly. “What the heck were you thinking? I’m not a contortionist!”

“That’s not what you were saying when I did it,” Jun replied with a grin. “Did you hear him complain, Satoshi-kun?”

“Nope, not at all,” Ohno said, laughing at the way Sho’s face turned crimson. “And when he begged me to ride him—”

“Stop!” Sho complained loudly, his face now bright red. “We’re in a public place!” he hissed.

They continued walking down the street, teasing each other—mostly Sho—and discussing where to go. Just as they crossed the street, they heard a loud explosion.

“What the—?” Sho turned in direction to it. “Isn’t that Aiba’s building?”

Jun pinched the bridge of his nose. “Not again…”

A few seconds later, Aiba appeared, running down the street with Nino right at his heels. Aiba looked pale and his hair was a puffy mess. Nino, on the other hand, was laughing.

“Run, guys! Run!” Aiba shouted waving his arms at them frantically.

“What is—”

“Running now, explanations later,” Aiba cut Jun off and pulled him by the arm. “Let’s go before it—”

A second explosion—a bigger one—was heard. It created a huge golden cloud in the middle of the street. Nino turned towards it with a grin. “Look! It’s my pet!” he exclaimed excitedly. “Over here! Over h—”

Ohno slapped a hand over Nino’s mouth. “Let’s go.”

Sho had summoned his camera and was taking photos of the phenomenon. “Fascinating!” he said, running straight towards the cloud.

Jun groaned. “I AM GOING TO KILL YOU, AIBA MASAKI!”